24/01/2007 00:16 1.471 lectures 0.0 / 5 (0 note) 3 comm. Chuck Norris. hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.Chuck Norris clogs the toilet when he pisses.Chuck Norris doesnt get wet when he touches water, water gets Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris doesn't read books... he stares them down.